I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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