i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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