I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
