You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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