He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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