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(248): View more from Michigan

Haym$ered

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turn off your phone and go to bed

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(712): View more from Iowa

I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.

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(214): View more from Texas

If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"

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(785): View more from Kansas

Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.

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(214): View more from Texas

Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later

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