Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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