Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
When did angry sex become our thing?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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