I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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