So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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