these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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