so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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