did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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