I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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