What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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