dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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