he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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