If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
