Cold hands, warm shart.
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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