talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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