Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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