You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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