ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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