Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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