Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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