Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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