Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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