I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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