When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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