what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
