she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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