guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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