3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
it's great music for shaving your balls
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Found your dick twin last night
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
