what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
