am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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