Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Randomize
