My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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