It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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