I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
operation harelip BJ is a go
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
