When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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