Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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