i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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