i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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