dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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