Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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