I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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