It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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