We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So many bounce houses so little time
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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