Where did you get a picture of my penis
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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