if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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