Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I need moral support for this bender
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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