Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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