Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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