i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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